Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Internet: Women's personals ads translations

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former slut
Fun - Annoying
New-Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned - No BJs
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Bitch
Voluptuous - Very fat
Large frame - Hugely fat
Wants soulmate - Stalker

(Cynical but often true!)

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