Humor: High-tech suicide

How does a putzy high-tech worker commit suicide (or at least live dangerously)?

1. Seize an antidust air-spray bottle in both hands, place thin red spray tube in mouth, press button.
2. Install RAM without antistatic bracelet.
3. Lick battery terminals without regard to type (NiMH, NiCad, alkaline) or voltage -- the techie's Russian roulette.
4. Peer closely in front of a pre-Energy Star era computer display. (This one takes a long time.)
5. Attempt to get tie stuck in DVD or disk drive. (Requires owning a tie.)

How does an effective high-tech professional commit suicide (or at least live dangerously)?

1. Hack FBI database and paste own picture into "Most Wanted Criminals" list. Walk into bank and shout "You'll never take me alive, coppers!"
2. Hack mafia bank accounts and transfer all funds into personal bank account via PayPal using PIN of 1234 and leaving an unencrypted email trail.
3. Send mafia chief an email that says "Bite me."
4. Hack Al Qaeda website and leave a message involving a finger and the words "Bite me."
5. Chew through a power cable.