Weblogs: 'I Am the Very Model of a Blogging Evangelical'

(read the entire Gilbert & Sullivan parody by David Taylor at Disciple's Journal: 'I Am the Very Model of a Blogging Evangelical':

"I am the very model of a blogging evangelical,
I've got a blog you ought to read, it's relevant and biblical,
I know the parts of TULIP, and I know the church historical,
From Pentecost to Book of Daniel, blogging like an oracle;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters cinematical,
I've been to all the movies, 'cause my blogging's so piratical,
About the movies' Christian themes I'm teeming with a lot of news,
And many trenchant points about such things no one could ever use."