Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Musings: If I ever... (SUV)

If I ever drive a vehicle so large that, like a stagecoach, it needs stirrups to reach the seat and takes 30 paces to walk around, then you have my permission right now to fulfill my fantasy about others' behemoths and shoot it with a paintball. Please make mine bright red.


At 11:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you ever own an SUV you'll understand why they are so wonderful. I resisted for years and finally purchased one 2 years ago. When you drive one you feel like you're in better command of the road not to mention the fact that its just so darn fun. You have my permission to shoot a paintball at mine. Make it white so it will match my vehicle ahd cover up the marks on the side where some jerk in the Kroger parking lot banged it with a grocery cart(I was a witness from afar and he got away before I could make it out there-he was a young man driving a teeny tiny sports car-exactly the type my SUV could eat for breakfast)! B


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