Humor: Designers who swear

Whether the four-o'clock deadline is ten minutes away or they've sliced open their index finger with an Xacto blade, pre-digital designers knew how to swear with the mildest of them:

"Oh, crop!"
"Oh, sheet!"
"Sweet mother of a straight-edge to hell!"

Now with computers, it just isn't the same:

"Cursors!"
"Good gauss!"
"I just can't take any moire!"
"Oh, render me with null Goraud shading!"