Dialogues: Church urchin

Q. So what church are you going to now?
A. I'm sorry, but based on your continued belief that I am (as you so ignominiously put it) "going to hell," you have lost the right to have that information, esp. since I know for a fact that you are no longer interested in me as a person or as a friend, but as someone you wish to judge, criticize, or spurn because I no longer practice my faith by your rules.