Weblogs: Wednesday one-liners must seek therapy

(via Overheard in New York)

Woman: He doesn't like people who are deep, and sometimes I'm so deep that I can't even understand myself. *Sigh*

--American Bible Society lobby, Columbus Circle

Chick: The problem with a long-distance relationship is that so much of it occurs in the mind. And my mind is insane.

--Belgian Beer Bar, W. 4th Street