News: Bin Laden is a wussy

Osama Bin Laden's latest tape purports to address Americans to convince us to cop out of the war against terrorism. He whispers weasel words that sound like a coward hoping to talk the bully out of creaming his corn. He thinks that our ability to discuss matters democratically shows a weakness he can exploit. He thinks we will chicken out, when in fact he is already on the defensive and must, in God's time, die by the sword.