Weblogs: Cardboard hull plating

(Check out Roboshrub Inc. and one of their latest "inventions": Cardboard Hull Plating)

"Cardboard Hull Plating is meant solely for use by trained burly sea captains. Misuse of hull plating results in rash, fireburns, uncontrollable falling down syndrome (UFDS), and nutrient deficiency. Roboshrub Inc. cannot be held liable for cargo lost to iceberg or pirate related incidents. Do not use near open flames."