Language: juice bag

Kids love juice boxes and Capri Sun has juice bags. (By the way, boxes are to bags as band nerds are to extreme-sports jocks.) So rather than vilify someone with the trendy if distasteful rapprochement "douche bag," why not sanitize such South Park pottymouth vocabulary by just calling that person a "juice bag"?

I am reminded of two other insults that human-disguised aliens give earthlings in the movies: "water sack" and "monkey-boy." (Hear John Lithgow as Prof. Emilio Lizardo intone "Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!" in The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai.)