Musings: Albuterol made cool

If oxygen bars are considered cool by folks who have no need for such fripperies, imagine how popular a trend could be born by offering something people could really use: Albuterol bars! Just suck on a hookah-like pipe of the antiasthmatic gas that can make you feel like you've been inhaling caffeine -- your airways will be wide-open for all the oxygen the atmosphere can throw at you, plus you'll feel peppy -- and jazzed! Doctor's prescription may be required.