Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Musings: The way the world should be (#1)

OK if I am to start a list of the way the world should be -- would be if I were in charge -- it would start with a high-tech system installed in every public bathroom (private facilities optional) that could somehow sense whether a person washed their hands after using the loo and, if they left without availing themselves of the sink, it would shoot him -- it would always be a him -- in the hindquarters with a tranquilizer dart and drop him, unconscious, outside the door for 20 minutes or so. This would greatly improve public health and peace of mind, not to mention teach better hygiene and manners to the boors among us -- even to some devout Baptists.

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