Press: Heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect - The Onion

Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel Or Something To That Effect | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "If you're here right now, then that means heaven must be missing an angel or something to that effect. Though I doubt anyone's noticed since there are so many angels up there anyway.

I'm trying to say that you're hot."

(All those tacky, hackneyed pickup lines are bad enough -- but they're worse in the hands of a rank amateur not to mention an outright boor.)