Media: Futurama - "Hell Is Other Robots"

Bender: "How many roads must a man walk down before you..." (starts howling, then pants) "Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit."
Fry: "So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?"
Bender: "Yes...I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer..."

Fry: "I don't care how educational it is, let's do it!"

Bender: "C'mon, it's just like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor..."
Amy: "Ugh, I know how to make love!"

Bender: "Friends! Friends! Surely you're not going to eat before we say robot grace. In the name of all that is good and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about to absorb. To quote the prophet Jer-a-matic, one zero zero zero one zero one zero one zero one zero one..." *time passes* "...zero zero one zero one one zero zero one...two. Amen."
Fry: "Does that mean we can eat now?"

Professor: "If only he had joined a mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo."

Leela: "Who would've thought hell would really exist? And that it would be in New Jersey?"
Fry: "Actually..." *gets interrupted*

The Robot Hell Song
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