Weblogs: He was this close to carrying a goat

(via Overheard in New York)

Girl #1: I don't think I can walk anymore.
Guy #1: C'mon, I'll carry you.
Girl #2: You're carrying her all the way to 72nd?
Guy #2: Dude, you're not gonna make it.
Girl #1: It's okay, you don't--
Guy #1: It'll be fine.
Hobo: That place sure has great door prizes.

--Tavern on the Green, West 67th Street