Humor: Chocolate bars

A survey asked me: What kind of chocolate candy do you eat?

That is like asking what kind of water do I drink, what kind of air do I breathe, what kinds of words do I speak.

All of them, you idiots!

I couldn’t say that, so I put: Everything.

Then I thought: No limits.

Then I thought: No holds barred.

Finally, I put: No bars held.

I’m not sure they will get the joke -- but that’s life. Pass the chocolate.