Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Musings: If rappers got the raptors

What if the rapper culture took over and put out their own version of our kids' dinosaur books?

Each of the following creatures might be renamed as its rapper counterpart:

Eoraptor : Yo Raptor!
Tyrannosaurus Rex : T-Rex
Triceratops : T-Ops
Pachycephalosaurus : Packy-C
Herrerasaurus : Hay-Ray-Saur
Plateosaurus : Pla-T-Saur
Brontosaurus : Brizzle-my-Schizzle
Carnotaurus : Ice-C
Archeopteryx : X-Bird
Tuojiangosaurus : T-Liz
Dromeosaur : Dr. Dawg
Iguanodon : Izzle-fo-Lizzle
Edmontonia : Diz-Z
Velociraptor : V-Rapta (or V-Rappah!)
Giganatosaurus : Dy-No-Mite! (or Da-Bom!)

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