TV: The Fairly OddParents

I love this kids' cartoon show on Nickelodeon, even after Butch Hartman's departure cut back on the adult humor, because I enjoy nonsense and nonsequitur even more. Here are some quotes:

Wanda: "Wow, this show is violent and boring!"
Cosmo: "Yeah, and I would have settled for just one!"

Wanda: "Cosmo, you're an idiot!"
Cosmo: "Yeah, but I'm your idiot!"

Pop singer Britney Britney: "Does that mean the show is over? Did I win? I'd like to thank the Academy!"