Press: What are the 78 differences between women and men?

(Excerpts from BBC NEWS | UK | What are the 78 differences between women and men?)

• Women have the If you need to be told I am not going to tell you gene.
• Men appreciate the importance of a 42 inch plasma screen. Women do not.
• Women can use sex to get what they want. Men cannot, as sex is what they want.
• At weddings, women cry then get drunk. Men get drunk, then cry.
• If you told a woman that you had just returned from a trip to the surface of the Moon, she would show her interest by asking who you had gone with.
• Men use I or me when they should use we or us. Women use we or us when they should use I or me.
• Women have the we must name our car gene.
• Men can watch an entire film without having to ask who is that, what does he do?
• Men can drive without having to look at themselves in the mirror.
• Men have the empathy with computers gene. This means they are more likely to be found fiddling about with one rather than doing something useful.
• Women have the take things personally gene.
• Women think that a good place to keep the TV controller is on top of the TV.
• Women recall every outfit they have worn for the past two decades. Men cannot remember what they were wearing yesterday without looking on the floor next to the bed.