Internet: Things you'd love to say at work

(via Sophzilla)

* I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
* I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
* I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
* Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
* Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
* Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
* What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
* Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
* Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
* Oh I get it... like humor... but different.