Saturday, July 15, 2006

Internet: E. Coli in salad bags

Here is the second Internet-forward email I've ever received among hundreds that is true.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Internet: Bulwer-Lytton contest winners

See the Web site link for 16 pages of entrant submissions, but the Bulwer-Lytton contest winner is Jim Guigli:

"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while, whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."