Typos: nubptials (nuptials)

Email: A locust walks into a bar [EH]

There is a way to get the dating sites to stop sending you stuff but it may take a while to figure them out. They're sneaky that way.

What a great scripture and application [Joel on God restoring the years that the locusts ate]!

You never want to be like those empty-headed bimbos in a bar anyway. That only leads to one thing (and then it runs away first chance it gets).

Web: zamzar.com

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Words: hie [AHED]

INTRANSITIVE & TRANSITIVE VERB: Inflected forms: hied, hie·ing or hy·ing, hies
To go quickly; hasten.
ETYMOLOGY: Middle English hien, from Old English higian, to strive, exert oneself.

(Hie thee was originally the closest to the modern expressions Get yourself, Haul yourself, or Haul ass.)

Web: Brazil bed models

(via MP) These are supposed to be Brazil bed ad models, however, two of three advertising blogs seem to have dropped their posts about these and the third says they don't seem to be bed ads at all. But who cares? They're Brazilian models!

Email: Porn-free [EH]

Porn takes a fine French meal and boils it down into a tasteless paste.